It's froggin time

I have no idea what's going on here.

This site is going to look like absolute shit and I am not sorry. Enjoy

There's another site that looks like shit. You can find it here!

These are the things I like!

• Pokémon
• Conspiracy Theories
• Third thing
• I made out with ChatGPT one time. It tasted like crushed dreams and poisoned rivers. The plague is upon us.

My best friend is the wind. and I'm also good friends with Ace after the Rain. I met Ace before the rain once but they were not very fun to talk to or be around and they kept bringing up the sewers and "the hidden treasure in the tunnels" so I stopped talking to them.

Here is a photo of my real human best friend.

Sometimes I think about this:

• One time Ben Shapiro visited my city. We shook hands and he told me with empty eyes, "You, my child, have been selected for the Feast of The Red. Meet Us at the subway station at 12:08 pm. Bring as much cheese as you can carry."
• The animals of the forest used to visit me every other week or so. They'd say "Oh, big one. Will you help us forage for berries and nuts and mushrooms?" And I said No because I was scared of what the trees might say when they see my outfit and my ridiculously tall hair. I regret it every day.
• men
• Are mushrooms as curious about us as we are about them? When we die, do they burrow into our remains in an attempt to understand every aspect of how we work? I will have to find and ask the mushroom gods this question.
• men but again
• Pretty sure the ChatGPT thing from before should go here. oh well. I can't see the code for it anymore. too small
• my friend luis is going to be so impressed by this site dude he's gonna think i'm so freakin cool